Look at your average pickup driver and you'll see someone as little like me as it's possible to get. Most pickups here in the UK are shiny and new and no one in their right mind wants one like that, and it is, in fact, an absence of right mindedness that prevails throughout 90% of pickup sales here in the UK. But, clarity of thought matters aside, I'd like one like this old Chevvy, but in order for that to be a good thing I'd also have to live down the end of a bumpy track in a land of permanent dust and sunshine. To be honest I'd need to, and want to, live in Hazzard County with the Good Ol' Boys. That's the land of pickups, but over here in Sussex all one can aspire to is some dents in an old Toyota.

Here's Kay putting down a deposit on the choicest pickup in Sussex County.